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If you have some original, fun,
civil, decent suggestions to add here, send
me a note at compassion-at-compassiongate-dot-com.
| If
you accumulate this many Compassion Con credits |
You
may be eligibleABC
for this Compassion Con Award |
| 50 |
You can become
William Bennett's lying compassion
partner or bookie
of virtue |
| 100 |
Howard Kurtz might
love the idea of landing you a plum job (as soon as he takes
his eyes of the Clenis) |
| 200 |
You could
have
been
Mitch
Daniels
replacement,
but now you have to wait your turn |
| 300 |
Secretary Rice might
be looking for a replacement (not really, but it is useful
to imagine that she might) |
| 500 |
You're aiming low
high now! Very compassionate! Faux Fox News (Wholly
Without Merit Fair
and Balanced) might be very very tempted to get you a 10
minute show. |
| 650 |
Hey, you're in the
big leagues now, baby! Time to join the Washington
Times. Open arms surely await you. |
| 750 |
OK, Sean Hannity
will start
paying attention now (sorry that's it). |
| 900 |
Sean Hannity might
fall in love. Stop! (You can try applying to be his stand-in). |
| 1000 |
Faux
Fox News (Wholly Without Merit Fair
and Balanced) is your destination, baby! A 60 min show
may be in your future!
Alternately, Fred Barnes may
just
love
your
compassion
in the Weakly Substandard Weekly Standard.
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| 1500 |
Some people are
hoping President
Bush will have a Primary opponent for 2004. This may be your
last chance. |
| 2000 |
Rush Limbaugh is
almost ready to stop popping illegal drugs
to enjoy your commitment to fraud compassion. |
| 2500 |
You da man! As
challenging as it might be, you are best suited to at least
match, if not beat Bush in 2004, and show the compassionate
media that you're a person of great resolve. You will
prevail - the Compassionate Reformer with Compassionate Results. |
ABCIf
you actually think Compassiongate will give you this award, you are at
the wrong website. This is just my fun corner on Compassiongate.
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